fUCK you, I WILL EAT ANOTHER.
I'M NOT IMITATING SCRAP PRINCESS, THIS IS SIMPLY HOW I CREATE.
Also I need to make myself look morally righteous again so HERE ARE FIVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF HORRIBLE, KITTEN-EATING MONSTERS
Werewolf-wolf:
It's like a werewolf, but instead of being a guy, it's a wolf. On nights of the full moon it turns into a bigger, scarier wolf, and then kills a bunch of shit. The local town goes into panic because "Oh God there's a werewolf, he could be anyone" but it's just a regular wolf who gets really buff sometimes.
Hole:
It's a fucking hole, but it moves. You trip and fall in a hole and it eats your fucking leg. You're walking along and then a hole is moving towards you and you're really confused for a second and then BAM IT EATS YOUR FUCKING LEG.
You can't stab it, because it doesn't have a body, it's made up of negative space. You beat it by filling it up, probably with rocks.
Carnivorous Swan:
Literally exactly what it sounds like. It's a swan, but it's carnivorous. Technically, swans are already carnivorous sometimes, but this one wants to eat you in particular. Genuinely fucking terrifying, if you've ever been attacked by a swan. Those fuckers will slap you with their neck, and your arm will break before their neck will.
Carnivorous Water:
Water that eats you. It does this with teeth. It is water filled with teeth, and it wants to eat you, especially if you are a kitten.
Kitten-beast:
It looks like a kitten, from a distance. For all intents and purposes, you'd never know it's not a kitten, until it opens its mouth.
It's not a kitten, but when its mouth is closed, it looks basically kitten-like. Really, its mouth is at the end of a very long tentacle, and the full body lives beneath the ground. If you try to pet it, it will open in half and then fucking eat it.
Like a Wolf-In-Sheeps-Clothing, but bigger, and also a kitten.
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